Chan: *waggles eyebrows at Woojin* Are you a cup of coffee? Because you make my heart beat faster.
Woojin: …
Chan: My heart is beating at 299 miles an hour. I’ve had 7 cups of espresso today and it’s only noon. I haven’t slept in seven years.
Woojin: Are you okay?
Chan, softly: no
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