JYP: *sleeps on Woojin*
Chan: *skateboards into his office wearing ugly sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt holding a can of Coca-Cola* what the frick dude
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pickup lines?
Chan: *waggles eyebrows at Woojin* Are you a cup of coffee? Because you make my heart beat faster.
Woojin: …
Chan: My heart is beating at 299 miles an hour. I’ve had 7 cups of espresso today and it’s only noon. I haven’t slept in seven years.
Woojin: Are you okay?
Chan, softly: no
Jae: Are you drunk?
Brian: I AM YOUNG K
God, the purest: Jeno
Angels: Taeyong, Taeil, Mark, Sicheng, Jungwoo, Kun
Sinful humans: Jisung, Jaehyun, Johnny, Ten, Jaemin
Demons: Yuta, Doyoung, Donghyuck, Chenle, Renjun
Lucifer, pure chaos: Yukhei
Jeno: *Does something gay*
Jaemin: *Does something more gay*
Jeno: asdfghjk nO *turn away*
Johnny’s
height = tall
legs = long
heart = giant
hands = large
feet = huge
dick energy = big
tomfoolery 