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How to melt hearts: a demonstration by woochan
pickup lines?
Chan: *waggles eyebrows at Woojin* Are you a cup of coffee? Because you make my heart beat faster.
Woojin: …
Chan: My heart is beating at 299 miles an hour. I’ve had 7 cups of espresso today and it’s only noon. I haven’t slept in seven years.
Woojin: Are you okay?
Chan, softly: no
woojin: hey that’s a nice butt-
chan: *shoots up from where he was lying on the couch*
woojin: -erfly. the butterfly cocoon your niece drew. it’s really good and it’s a perfect metaphor for puberty
chan, as woojin’s talking: *huffs and lies back down*
woojin: you also have a really nice ass
chan: *falls off the couch*






