NCT127 AS SHIT MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID

sugakookiessss:

johnny: *holds phone in hand* “where’s my phone?”

taeyong: “stay sexy, don’t get murdered!”

winwin: “I SWEAR TO JESUS THAT IF I DONT GO AND GET ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW A STORM IS GONNA BE A BREWING I TELL YOU THAT”

haechan: “the more you attack me the more memes you are going to receive, bitch”

mark: *sneezes* *looks off into the distance* “are potatoes vegetables?”

jaehyun: “i’m hungry”

yuta: “hi hungry, i’m dad”

doyoung: “what if crying was like peeing your eyes… because you pee your pants, why can’t you pee your eyes?”

taeil: “i just found out that coconut oil is really good for cleaning your teeth.”

nct as quotes from an art institute

wonwooscheri:

base off of this post

Taeil: "i think that everything can be art! like body modifications and-” [unanimous eyeroll]

Hansol: "so i painted this piece with my own blood.”
“what the fuck.” 

Johnny:  “okay so i mostly paint nudes so if you’re, what’s the word…..offended, i’m sorry.“ 

Taeyong: "so i made this big cross and then it hit me, i’m not christian.” 

Yuta: "i can’t find my BACKUP CARDIGAN.“ -a kid who came barreling into the classroom in a frenzy

Kun: "alexander hamilton was a capricorn y’all.”

Doyoung: [loud crash] “i’m having A PROBLEM.” 

Ten: "i drew me because i like drawing and i like me.“

Jaehyun: "i need a KNIFE -your sweater is such a beautiful color orange i love it- KNIFE.“ 

WinWin: "who will FIGHT FOR THIS LAST STICKER.” 

Mark: "well you see my friends suggested……my acquaintances suggested…..i’m not sure what our relationship is.“

Jeno: "you see i put my piece on the trashcan bc…….the colors……contrast? okay………it’s trash and i got a second degree burn while making it.“ 

Haechan: "you see, my piece is based off a whole list of visual puns.” [flips open notebook] “let’s begin.”

Jaemin:“i’m a GENIUS. A GENIUS.“ [loud crash]

Jisung: “i brought this piece today because it’s the only piece my mom likes.“