Tag: memes

minty-yoongz:

NCT as Dumbass Things My Friends Have Said

Taeil: The second I get famous I’m never speaking to any of you crackheads ever again.

Johnny: Why is this twixbar the size of a small child?

Taeyong: Your mother obviously did a terrible job of raising you, that’s why I’m here, and you are grounded young lady.

Yuta: Chad in High School Musical was right, ball is life.

Kun: I pulled out a coin behind my crush’s ear in history, and guess who’s got a date? And people call magic lame…

Doyoung: Excuse you, I read a book 3 years ago, I Am Cultured.

Jaehyun: I can’t believe people think it’s hard to get a sugar daddy, I get at least 3 offers in my DMs whenever I post a selfie.

Ten: My brother confessed to dropping me as a baby which explains the huge dent in my skull. I’m still smart tho, so jokes on him.

Winwin: My bio teacher just said I look like I’m planning someone’s murder in class and well, she’s not wrong.

Jungwoo: Smush my cheeks one more time and you’ll be without kneecaps.

Yukhei: I just got rejected because someone said they don’t fuck with Aquariuses??

Mark: Why has more than one person said I look like elevator music is constantly playing in my head?

Haechan: This asshole in econ wouldn’t stop correcting me so I tied his shoelaces to his bench. Who’s the idiot now, George?

Renjun: This Chinese auntie at the bus called me fat behind my back and I replied with “At least my wig ain’t crooked.”

Jeno: My mom constantly tells me about her friends’ cute daughters… When should I tell her?

Jaemin: After my growth spurt I regularly steal my brother’s t-shirts. I wonder how long it’ll take for him to realise. I’m on the 6th now.

Chenle: I dropped out of the musical. I’m either the lead or not participating at all, I never accept second best.

Jisung: This skinny girl in dancing class tried to twerk and I nearly died from the secondhand embarrassment