bbhyuckie:

NCT2018 as dumb things my friends have said

Taeyong: “eat your icecream so i know you’re not stroking out”

Taeil: “I’ve literally dumped an entire bowl of vinegar on this mattress before so it’s ok”

Johnny: “if you don’t get this put on your body forever we will not be friends.”

Yuta: “damn, naruto’s really hittin it”

Kun: “get your popcorn, get your water, and get the fuck out.”

Doyoung: “how do you know I’ve only got two parents?”

Ten: “oh my god I thought those were Twinkies I was about to lose my shiiiiiit”

Jaehyun: “lip tattoos are all the pain without the commitment– like my relationships”

Winwin: “I need my daily dose of love and affection and then I need you to evaporate ok”

Jungwoo: “can you tell god to give me some money?”

Lucas: “He’s a beta male! that’s what it is, ya hear me!?”

Mark: “Only Spanish people can get the Spanish flu”

Renjun: “you get dirty and then you die”

Jeno: “you’re the henchman!”

Haechan: “oh shit I’ve got $5… it’s a good day.”

Jaemin: “123 sober that pizza was just so bad it sobered me up”

Chenle: “I distress my own jeans bc I am both cheap and edgy”

Jisung: “you’re literally a human hipster elf. it’s like if they started shrinking people in San Francisco.”

busan99:

fan : hey lucas what language do you speak

lucas, inhaling in thai, exhaling in japanese, licks lips in mandarin, blinks in cantonese, laughs in english, shifts uncomfortably in korean, leans forward in russian, opens mouth in german and speaks in arabic : wel–