Tag: memes

got7 as things @wreckitrapmon has said

mark: like i’m sorry you’re not cool enough to enjoy the wonders of childhood and the intensity that is tag
jb: my kid can be born allergic to cats and ikes being closed at 7 will still be the biggest disappointment of my life
jackson: i just spent 3hrs in a chatroom talking about rapmon’s mole on his tummy
junior: if you take this from me, i will eat your babies
youngjae: he could give me a cucumber shaped like a clown and i would still like him
bambam: anyway are you guys gonna download snow
yugyeom: flirty bickering is just a nice way to put imma be mean af to you but also i wanna hold your hand and maybe name some kids together idek why you so ugly

Seventeen as drunk things pt. 2

in honor of their comeback, I did another one
Scoups: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIMS DOESNT HAVE ANYMORE BAGELS???? THE ONLY REASON I COULD DRAG EVERYONE OUT OF THE PARTY WAS BAGELS
Wonwoo: you know what [my roommate] said today? She put on an all black outfit and said “hey I feel like you” like how rude is that? I mean…. It’s 100% accurate. But it’s still rude.
Mingyu: Can someone tell my why Canadian McDonald’s don’t have honey mustard? They have honey and they have spicy mustard but not honey mustard??? HOW DO I EAT MY CHICKEN NUGGETS WITHOUT HONEY MUSTARD???
Vernon: I’ll do the rap in Monster one more time but NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO POST IT AS THEIR SNAP STORY. SERIOUSLY GUYS THERES WAY TOO MANY VIDEOS OF ME RAPPING ON THE INTERNET NOW.
Hoshi: oh yeah? Well I’m taking shots of vodka and chasing with a vodka cooler so get on my level bitch
Jun: [roommate says something to me in spanish] I TOOK ONE TRIMESTER OF SPANISH IN 8TH GRADE AND ALL I KNOW IS ESTA NUBLADO. LITERALLY ALL I KNOW IS HOW TO SAY CLOUDY PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH TO ME I CANT DO SPANISH
Minghao: sorry but that entire time you were talking to me I was planning world domination in my head
Dino: can someone pls tell me why there’s a yu-gi-oh card on the floor? Did we teleport back to 2003?
Jeonghan: I spent an hour on my hair and that guy just spilled like HALF his beer on my head I’m out I’m done I’m going to bed now.
Joshua: ya know, being at a catholic res is fun cause like we’re breaking a lot of laws and building rules rn and there are nuns literally living in the other part of the building like 50 yards away from us.
Woozi: you are the most annoying, sloppiest, worst drunk ever. Yeah you are. I’m carrying your shoes, holding your purse, and assuring your sister you aren’t dead right now. And I might have to carry you in 2 minutes too.
DK: the only things in our fridge are 3 bottles of wine, about one shot’s worth of vodka and 2 day old Chinese take out and idk which one I want right now
Seungkwan: Again, please shut the fuck up. I’ll give you $30 this time. Please.

myungjun:

“Is the ’S’ or the ‘C’ silent in the word ‘scent’?”

“If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or am I strong?”

“If nothing is impossible, then is it possible for something to be impossible?”

“If we drink a drink, can we food a food?”

THE SIGNS AS SOME OF THE SHIT PENIEL SAYS

aries: “BOOTY! All caps, so its not booty, it’s BOOTAYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
taurus: ukiss eli said girls want flowers on their birthday cause “it comes from the heart…””no, they(flowers) come from the earth”
gemini: “peniel, give us a rap lesson” “rhyme.”
cancer: “I am social dragon roarrrrrrrrr”
leo: “I bring him (BamBam) up like my son, he is my son.””I’m still a baby now” (put his thumb in bambam’s mouth)
virgo: “hey peniel say a few sentences to the viewers” “one sentence””two sentence””three sentence”
libra: (to a dog)”hey put your tongue back it, it’s cold here, it will get frozen”
scorpio: (try to get in a hot tub)”ah it’s so hot”
saggitarius: (asian dad voice to minhyuk)”why you waste money…so baaaaaad….so baddddd…”
capricorn: (eunkwang refused to get him his chopsticks)”eunkwang hyung is always like this to me, it must be because i am from america”
aquarius: “do you know what else has to be big if you have huge hands?””what?””gloves”
pisces: “what kind of name is wasabi? this isn’t a Japanese restaurant”