chan: do you also get the random urge to get your life together in the middle of the night?
jisung: yup. and then the next day i be back on my bullshit
Tag: incorrect quotes
chan: raising 9 children is like taking care of many people who are on shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.
what the frick
JYP: *sleeps on Woojin*
Chan: *skateboards into his office wearing ugly sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt holding a can of Coca-Cola* what the frick dude
pickup lines?
Chan: *waggles eyebrows at Woojin* Are you a cup of coffee? Because you make my heart beat faster.
Woojin: …
Chan: My heart is beating at 299 miles an hour. I’ve had 7 cups of espresso today and it’s only noon. I haven’t slept in seven years.
Woojin: Are you okay?
Chan, softly: no
woojin: hey that’s a nice butt-
chan: *shoots up from where he was lying on the couch*
woojin: -erfly. the butterfly cocoon your niece drew. it’s really good and it’s a perfect metaphor for puberty
chan, as woojin’s talking: *huffs and lies back down*
woojin: you also have a really nice ass
chan: *falls off the couch*
hyunjin: fuck, marry, kill: me, felix and minho.
changbin: fuck felix, marry felix, kill jisung
jisung: i wasn’t even one of the options!
Jaemin[In nothing but underwear and a sleep t-shirt]: Good morning Jeno! How’d you sleep?
Jeno[Overwhelmed and unable to decide between good and okay]: G-Gay
Vernon: Seungkwan, is that a police?
Seungkwan:
Vernon: I’m calling the weed!
Joshua: 420, whatcha smokin’?
Shit day6 says that seems like incorrect quotes but isn’t
“If you look at Sungjin, he looks exactly like Bob the builder”
“I like drum, I love drum, I am drum.”
“I break him mental”
“My stage name is Young K. But no one calls me that, No one EVER calls me that.”
“You can do it friends. You can do it.” “Do what” “What”
“I MIGHT’VE LOOKED LIKE THAT BUT MY LIFE WAS HIP-HOP”
“Niki Minaj Sunbaenim”
Bonus Yugyeom:“Brian-hyung”
Feel free to add more
dino: well, i guess i could kiss heaven goodbye.
joshua: why would you want to do that?
dino: because it has got to be a sin to look this good.
seungcheol, from around the corner: excuse me?
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