Johnny: Fuck me if I’m wrong but—
Ten: You are wrong.
Johnny: What? I didn’t even—
Ten: Wrong! You are WRONG!
Tag: johnny
Johnny: this is good fucking weather
Ten: like good “fucking” weather or “good fucking weather”
Johnny: my dick inside of you weather
tall and small
Johnny: YEAH SONNNN!!!!!
Ten: daddy
Johnny: ….. what the fuck, dude?
Ten: you called me son and I panicked, ok?
ten: johnny should be santa this year
jaehyun: you’re just saying that so you have an excuse to sit on his lap
ten, looking at him straight in the eyes: Yes
Johnny: We’re a team now. Ride or die, right?
Ten: Of course, I’d totally ride you.
Johnny: What?
Ten: What?
[in a storage closet, hiding from the arena security guards]
johnny: don’t say a word.
…
ten: fergalicious.
johnny: i said no words.
ten: oh, I see. two weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.
Johnny: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Ten.
Yuta: Really?
Johnny: Yes.
Yuta: You accidentally slept with Ten.
Johnny: Yes.
Yuta: Accidently.
Johnny: Yes.
Yuta: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?
Johnny: open wide for me okay?
Ten: y-yes sir
Johnny: this might sting a little bit
Ten: i’ll be fine, i’m not made of glass
Johnny: stop making this sound like a porno, i’m your dentist
Ten: fight those cavities daddy
Johnny: [to a dog] Time to make daddy proud!
Ten: Yes sir!
Johnny: I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog.
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