i still can’t believe these pictures johnny took of ten… that pic of him laying on the bed? interesting… makes me wonder if they took any other photos later that night…
if you were a booger, I’d pick you first *assumes to drag Jaehyun into participating in making cringey pickup line and telling all the guys out there that it works on girls* Newsflash: It does not.
the fact that he keeps the extra-est shit in his backpack and manages to carry it around wherever he goes … mans very strong, shoulders are doing the lawds work i must say
… and he carries 3 pairs of headphones every where he goes
all the facts we didnt know we needed in this video (1:00)
how he questioned every bit of his existence when mark introduced them as foreign swaggers
his beatboxing to jaehyun’s I lIvEd In AmErIcA fOr FoUr YeArS tHaTs WhY iM hErE mAaAn
‘i know what i’m doing, i dunkow bout yeww’ (marks face when he said that, you best believe johnnys assed got whooped after that)
be there or be square (idk about you, but this was his micdrop moment)
that vlive where he was very seductively trying to pour smth in a pot and making sex eyes god knows why and lucas was v e r y impressed
and then he resumed to look into the camera while using scissors liKE CHILD THIS ISNT SLEEPING BEAUTY, YOU CANT AFFORD TO CUT YOUR FINGER
literally how everyone is whipped for his tight butt (all credits to kinky leader taeyong) and his physique is so appreciated that he literally had to come up with a nickname for it
he was very humble in rating himself 11/10. son, you’re a good infinity on infinity, thats what you are.
he did the whipping motion when he and jaehyun were listening to whiplash on night night and this exactly why sm kept him in the dungeon.
his smile makes the uwu pop out
C H I T T A P H R R R
the fact that hansol has pretty good height and the minute johnny saw him, he just picked him like he was his pet or smth and d a m n thats wrestler-worthy strength right there
how the sass popped out again when ten didnt wash his hands before touching the chocolate
also???? he got very possessive??? over chocolate??? and didnt let ten do a thing
speaking of ten
JOHNS BANANA
also right after ten said that johnny lowkey facepalmed and i noticed that he has a very nice wrist
I personally did not realise how important it was to see his fanboy side when he talked to Yoona (tag yourself, I’m Leeteuk)
ahem, this fuccboi look he gave while saying ‘nobody’ (0:10) [also his hairstyle reminds me of a cockatoo and then he laughed when mark impersonated him and he became the cockatoo]
also what are all the shampoo companies doing. hire this man, make him the face of everything shampoo related, his hair is unworldly okay, like pls
e y e b r o w s
johnny in c o a t s
johnny in anything in general
even if he looked like a french fry in the cherry bomb era
honestly i’m not even putting them here but pls just watch night night, he embarrasses himself so much there with the girl group dances and the drama reenactments
*makes the ceo seo face* ohhhh i dont believe its evening (this marks a trilogy of mark [pun intended] whooping his ass after the cameras stop rolling) [2:33]
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