what the frick

kim-squishmin:

JYP: *sleeps on Woojin*

Chan: *skateboards into his office wearing ugly sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt holding a can of Coca-Cola* what the frick dude

pickup lines?

kim-squishmin:

Chan: *waggles eyebrows at Woojin* Are you a cup of coffee? Because you make my heart beat faster.

Woojin: …

Chan: My heart is beating at 299 miles an hour. I’ve had 7 cups of espresso today and it’s only noon. I haven’t slept in seven years.

Woojin: Are you okay?

Chan, softly: no

incorrect-straykids:

woojin: hey that’s a nice butt-

chan: *shoots up from where he was lying on the couch*

woojin: -erfly. the butterfly cocoon your niece drew. it’s really good and it’s a perfect metaphor for puberty

chan, as woojin’s talking: *huffs and lies back down*

woojin: you also have a really nice ass

chan: *falls off the couch*