things i have/will call Chan

rosestrawberries:

• Chan (what no, really?)
• Chris
• Christopher
• Channie
• Channie chan chan, chan chan, chan
• Christoph
• changaroo/kangaroo/kanga
• Cb97
• CB (coming in at real speed..)
• Leader Chan
• not byung chan
• chRISTOPHER!
• Christ-opher
• Christ
• chris bang
• aussie line #1
• Chaniel 
• bang chan
• bang chan
• jESUS CHRIST MAYTE ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
• chanathon

you think i’m joking…tHINK AGAIN BINCH!