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incorrectnct:

nct as things said/done by my friends (pt.iii) – drunk edition

pt. i | pt. ii

taeil: “the biggest whip i’ve ever whapped.”

johnny: [struggles to rip up a whole science textbook for 20 minutes]

taeyong: [sitting in an empty paddling pool] bitch knew mermaids were real.

yuta: “my favorite anime is that one where she teaches us spanish and constantly gets robbed by a talking ferret.”

kun: [screams at a puddle]

doyoung: [offended] “what do mean you wouldn’t sleep with me!? would you sleep with me?” 

ten: “not to be weird, but i’d sleep with you all if you asked. not at the same time but… okay, maybe at the same time.”

jaehyun: “that’s not america! the map says that’s alaska!”

winwin: [get’s lost in the woods looking for mr. tumnus’ house]

jungwoo: “seeing a woman’s ankles was scandalous way back when and so was being gay so by my very sound logic, ankles are gay.”

lucas: [walks in exclaiming in italian]

mark: [recites cotton eye joe as his voicemail message]

renjun: “the bible is basically a new york times best seller.”

jeno: “people who uniorincally dance to the cha cha slide are people i don’t associate with.” [proceeds to scream the lyrics]

haechan: “uwu FUCK OFF!” 

jaemin: [sneezes agressively}
chenle: “JESUS CHRIST!”
jisung: “no, just jaemin.”