stantalentstansk:

Chan: It’s not that difficult just use your phalanges!!

Woojin: Ah yes, the tromboon, my favorite of the woodbrass

Lee Know: Don’t dig through my bag or I’ll slit your throat with a turtle

Changbin: If you ever need to find me just follow the smell of celery and gay angst

Hyunjin: I’m not like John Cena, he’s the real hoe

Han: It’s not an oboe you cashew-based milk

Felix: Is that vape? No, it’s asthma

Seungmin: “kill me now” is not in my list of commands, please try again

I.N: Don’t test the power of anxiety